Gary,

You are in our prayers.

Your sisters & brothers

from 9T7 class.

FROM THE PATRIARCHATE OF ENGLAND.

NEWS FROM THE MOST ULTRA SUMMUM

ARCHBISHOP TERRANCIVS BELLNENSIS

Hi everybody,

I hope the new year is starting off well.

Gary has asked me to pass on some news which he sent a few days ago. Here it is below.

As they are wont to say over here, mind how you go,
Terrance +++

Original Message
From: Gerrit Botha

My dear friend,

Would you please pass along some news to our Trinity 97 friends.

I don't have many email addresses. I have been placed on indefinite sick leave. I managed to keep working five and a half years after my diagnosis of PTSD, stemming from my days as an infantry soldier in Africa and as a chaplain in the Canadian Forces. But eventually it became too much. I have been taken out of my unit and will be posted to a special unit for the sick and the wounded. They will find me light work I can do at a reduced rate until a medical release towards the middle of 2013.

I will continue my therapy and hopefully start the new life in better shape. During this period my faith has changed a great deal but has not lessened in depth.

I would very much like for you to keep me in your prayers.

Wishing you many blessings,

Gary Botha
Casselman, Ontario

NEW WINDS FROM ROME

UPI. Citta Vaticano. Finally, after 19 centuries the Holy See

accepted to elevate a woman as pontiff. We receive this news

with jubilee and we pray that Poprah will lead Rome to a full

renovation of its foundations. More information about this news

in 90 more years.

PONTIFICIAL BLESSING TO

THE HOLY ONES!!!

Joseph Ratzinger, a.k.a. Benedict XVI
send a special pontificial

blessing for this season of Epiphany
to the Holy Ones from

their Alma Mater Trinity College.

He expects to see all of us at the First Summit of the

Special Ordinariate of the Un-happy Anglicans.

FROM THE EDITOR

Dear Holy Ones,

I hope everyone enjoyed Christmas time!!! I assume that you are exhausted now. After a while, we are in contact again by this new space called blog. This will be from now and the future the way how to reach you out.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012, and I hope you are studying Mayan eschatology to keep your souls in shape. This time of the year must be quiet, so this is why we make arrangments with several church supplies companies to offer you some compensation for your new year 2012 and in your ministry.

We hope these first special will allow you to improve your motivation and to start again to deal from the pulpit while you are observed by dozens of fixed eyes on you charismatic and charming look (well, after to buy the specials of course).

Please, do not be shy and send us your feedback about this offers and your confidential information will be transfer to wikileaks-canterbury.org

Than you very much and let us keep in contact during 2012 to organize a summit.

Yours in Christ,

MAVRITIVS FRANCESCVS
Supra-Mega-Cyber Thuripher
of the Mesopotamian Deanery.

SECOND BOXING DAY

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This is a special boxing day only for clergy graduated

from Trinity College. In order to have access to the

special discounts, you must show a letter of good

standing from your bishop and a letter of support

of your great-grandmother. Only original will be accepted.

$ 20 this barbie-priest for those nostalgic clergy who cannot

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Dreamming from your pulipit? Make that real and now!!!!

Ask for free consultation from our freudian pastoral supporting

team for decrepit graduated from Trinity. Limited appointments

available. Next sessions starts on February 29th.

Advent (from the Latin word adventus meaning "coming") is a season observed in many Western Christian churches, a time of expectant waiting and preparation for the celebration of the Nativity of Jesus at Christmas. It is the beginning of the Western liturgical year and commences on Advent Sunday, called Levavi. The Eastern churches' equivalent of Advent is called the Nativity Fast, but it differs both in length and observances and does not begin the church year, which starts instead on September 1.

The progression of the season may be marked with an Advent calendar, a practice introduced by German Lutherans. At least in the Roman Catholic, Anglican, Lutheran and Methodist calendars, Advent starts on the fourth Sunday before December 25, the Sunday from November 27 to December 3 inclusive.

Latin adventus is the translation of the Greek word parousia, commonly used in reference to the Second Coming of Christ. For Christians, the season of Advent serves as a reminder both of the original waiting that was done by the Hebrews for the birth of their Messiah as well as the waiting of Christians for Christ's return.

ARCHBISHOP of CANTERBURY'S

MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE

OF NORWAY

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has sent his prayers and sympathy to the people of Norway following the tragic events in Oslo and Utøya last Friday.


His message is as follows:

"Along with all the faithful of the Church of England, I want to express my deepest sympathy with the people of Norway in the wake of the appalling events of recent days. Norway has played so great a part over many years in international reconciliation as well as developing its own distinctive national ethos of openness and fairness, and it is a special tragedy that it should suffer this outbreak of senseless carnage. Our prayers are with all those who died and all those who mourn them; and we are grateful for the many signs of strength and spiritual maturity that the Norwegian people have shown in their response to evil and destructiveness."

(The Church of England and the Church of Norway are in communion, as a result of the Porvoo Agreement.