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PAUL THE OCTOPUS
PREDICTED OVER SPAIN,
AND SPAIN WON.

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An octopus in Germany has given his final prediction for the World Cup. Could he be right once again?!.Paul, who lives in an aquarium in the city of Oberhausen, has so far got every Germany result right during the competition, even when he predicted Germany would crash out to Spain..
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His keepers put two glasses in his tank showing the flags of the two teams that are playing and Paul has to pick a tasty snack from the winner's glass..
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This time he's predicted Spain will win the World Cup! And Spain won the Cup!!!.
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CHURCH & FOOTBALL

(Soccer)

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The Church of England has prepared prayers for the upcoming World Cup tournament in South Africa! They were written by the Bishop of Croydon in association with the Revd Peter Moger, the National Worship Development Officer, and are for personal use or for use during church services.
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I am pleased to see that they are sufficiently neutral in wording to be able to be used in this diocese in Europe, since, alongside England, the following European countries will be competing: Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain and Switzerland. There are three prayers, including one "for those who are not particularly interested in the World Cup", which is no-one in our diocese, of course!.
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Lord of all the nations, who played the cosmos into being, guide, guard and protect all who work or play in the World Cup. May all find in this competition a source of celebration, an experience of common humanity anda growing attitude of generous sportsmanship to others. Amen...
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God of the nations, who has always called his people to be a blessing for the world, bless all who take part in the World Cup. Smile on South Africa in her hosting, on the nations represented in competition andon those who travel to join in the party. Amen...
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A prayer for those simply not interested: Lord, as all around are gripped with World Cup fever, bless us with understanding, strengthen us with patience andgrant us the gift of sympathy if needed. Amen..
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ARCH-BISHOP or ARCH-CHEF?

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CALLING TO PRAY

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Hello my Holy Ones, please, keep in your Prayer of the People,

the suffering people from Chile, who are under stress after a

massive earthquake and three tsunamis.

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My family, relatives and friends are fine, but there are

thousand of people without their houses, business, electricity,

water and telephone connections.

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Pray for those who are working hard to rescue survivors or

searching for bodies of those who died.

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Thank you for your solidarity in prayers and in any way

of contribution.

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In Christ,

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Maurice+

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LOOKING TO WORK IN

BUENOS AIRES?

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The Most Rev'd carrying a lovely environmentalist bag.

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The Most Humble Primate of the

Southern Cone Province,

Gregory Venable

is looking

to recruits puritans and devoted

former Trinity College students for a

episco-research about neurones and

tolerance on human sexuality.

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Requirements:

1) Males between 60 to 85 y.o.

2) Able to dance liturgical tango.

3) Invaders of ecclesistical jurisdiction

is a bonus.

4) Compatible health to travel often

between Buenos Aires and Vancouver.

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Deadline: Halloween Day.

Please, bring your own costume.

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+Gregory Buenos Airensis

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JOBS AVAILABLE

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The Most Ultra Arch-Conservative

Peter Akinola

want to persuades you to apply

for a job in his kingdom.

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Position Available:

Mitre-keeper &

Episco-Pedicure Consultant.

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Applicants must provide probes of:

1) fluent exclusive language,

2) that you are against women

ordination but in a subliminal way,

3) and to show that you

are macho-man under

40 days of temptations.

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Deadline to apply, February 29th, 2010.

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+Peter Nigeria

HAPPY 2010

TO EVERYONE!

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We wish you all the best this year.

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May this new decade will be of great blessings.

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May during 2010 we will

increase and improve

the level of our communication.

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May this blog will help

to re-unify the Holy Ones.

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Yours in Xst.

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MAVRITIVS+

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CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

Dear Holy Ones......!!!!!!!!!!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS 2009

&

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010.

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All the best in your ministries.

All the best in your personal projects.

All the best with your families and

significant others.

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I hope you will enjoy our new look,

we will start to be in contact through this blog.

Let us participate by sending photos, news,

articles of general interest, humour, etc...

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More news and photos in our update of

January 2010.

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MAVRITUVS EATONENSIS+++

Sempiternvs Directoris

Update pic, so here is not rejuvenation special effects or

slimming look for egotistic purposes......