Friday, January 29, 2010

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LOOKING TO WORK IN
BUENOS AIRES?
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The Most Rev'd carrying a lovely environmentalist bag.
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The Most Humble Primate of the
Southern Cone Province,
Gregory Venable
is looking
to recruits puritans and devoted
former Trinity College students for a
episco-research about neurones and
tolerance on human sexuality.
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Requirements:
1) Males between 60 to 85 y.o.
2) Able to dance liturgical tango.
3) Invaders of ecclesistical jurisdiction
is a bonus.
4) Compatible health to travel often
between Buenos Aires and Vancouver.
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Deadline: Halloween Day.
Please, bring your own costume.
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+Gregory Buenos Airensis
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JOBS AVAILABLE
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The Most Ultra Arch-Conservative
Peter Akinola
want to persuades you to apply
for a job in his kingdom.
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Position Available:
Mitre-keeper &
Episco-Pedicure Consultant.
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Applicants must provide probes of:
1) fluent exclusive language,
2) that you are against women
ordination but in a subliminal way,
3) and to show that you
are macho-man under
40 days of temptations.
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Deadline to apply, February 29th, 2010.
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+Peter Nigeria
HAPPY 2010
TO EVERYONE!
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We wish you all the best this year.
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May this new decade will be of great blessings.
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May during 2010 we will
increase and improve
the level of our communication.
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May this blog will help
to re-unify the Holy Ones.
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Yours in Xst.
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MAVRITIVS+