FROM THE EDITOR

Dear Holy Ones,

I hope everyone enjoyed Christmas time!!! I assume that you are exhausted now. After a while, we are in contact again by this new space called blog. This will be from now and the future the way how to reach you out.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012, and I hope you are studying Mayan eschatology to keep your souls in shape. This time of the year must be quiet, so this is why we make arrangments with several church supplies companies to offer you some compensation for your new year 2012 and in your ministry.

We hope these first special will allow you to improve your motivation and to start again to deal from the pulpit while you are observed by dozens of fixed eyes on you charismatic and charming look (well, after to buy the specials of course).

Please, do not be shy and send us your feedback about this offers and your confidential information will be transfer to wikileaks-canterbury.org

Than you very much and let us keep in contact during 2012 to organize a summit.

Yours in Christ,

MAVRITIVS FRANCESCVS
Supra-Mega-Cyber Thuripher
of the Mesopotamian Deanery.

SECOND BOXING DAY

ONLY FOR CLERGY

This is a special boxing day only for clergy graduated

from Trinity College. In order to have access to the

special discounts, you must show a letter of good

standing from your bishop and a letter of support

of your great-grandmother. Only original will be accepted.

$ 20 this barbie-priest for those nostalgic clergy who cannot

erase the old times from their memories. Hand made by ACW

of Taiwan. Organic fabrics and biodegradable materials only.

Limited unit in storage.   

Tired of your bishop? diocese? deanery?

Get this portable chapel for summer time.

For only $ 700. Tax included, delivery and

installation. From recycled deconsacrated

chapels from the Diocese of Kabul.

Wanna a new look for cheer up your senior fellows?

This is your opportunity! For only $ 50 you can get

all this set. Incredible special, valid only for 1 week

promotion. Please, show your clergy card to be eligible

for this unique sale. Size available: X-large and Mega-large.

Dreamming from your pulipit? Make that real and now!!!!

Ask for free consultation from our freudian pastoral supporting

team for decrepit graduated from Trinity. Limited appointments

available. Next sessions starts on February 29th.